Rat Appreciators Gifts

Santa Claus and the Year of the Rat

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Theatre Masks and Butts

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Year of the Rat

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Smiling rat.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Xmas

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

Flinging Poo.

"Play Misty for me."

Good clean fun...

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.