Rat Aficionado Gifts

'Send a press release saying how exaggerated claims of Gm 'superats' are!'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'He wants a second opinion.'

The next damn Batman.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Magician Playing Golf.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Smiling rat.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"I did it!"

"Play Misty for me."