Rat Fans Gifts

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Bowled over again!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Ratminton

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

Frank Sinatra.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

I love tennis

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"...and finally..."

Smiling rat.

'It's my feature wall.'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'