Rat Pack Fan Gifts

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Frank Sinatra.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Ratminton

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"I can't find the instructions."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Centaur Sprinter

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

I love tennis

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'I believe you were first.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Frank Sinatra

Smiling rat.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

The Race

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'