Rat Pack Fan Prints

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ratminton

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

I love tennis

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'I believe you were first.'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Smiling rat.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Goodnight Moon

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'