Rat Pack Aficionado Prints

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Dogs

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Play Misty for me."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'