Rat Pack Enthusiast Prints

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Dogs

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Run, Mike, Run!

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Year of the Rat

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Play Misty for me."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Good clean fun...

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'