Rat Pack Enthusiast Mugs

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Year of the Rat

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Frank Sinatra.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Smiling rat.

Frank Sinatra

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Play Misty for me."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

Good clean fun...

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'