Rat Race Enthusiast Mugs

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

"When they stay home, we stay out!"

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

"Pawn to King Four."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.