Rat Race Runners Mugs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Danger Slow Sand.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"We ran into a marathon."

Exercise rat race

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

Fishing for rats.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Pawn to King Four."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"