Rat Race Runners Gifts

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Danger Slow Sand.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"We ran into a marathon."

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."