Rat Race Warriors Gifts

Monday Hurdle

Run, Mike, Run!

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I don't like this. . .'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Pawn to King Four."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Rest Area

"I want out!"

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."