Rat Race Survivor Gifts

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Entering New York City- Recompress

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Harry's 40 years in the rat race have taken their toll.'

'I don't like this. . .'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Fishing for rats.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

"Play Misty for me."

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'