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"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Entering New York City- Recompress

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Harry's 40 years in the rat race have taken their toll.'

'I don't like this. . .'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

"Play Misty for me."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Stop the world. I want to get off again.