Rat Race Rebel T-Shirts

"I miss the steady paycheck."

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

Clockwork Revolving Door

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

A usual day.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

Friday: Permanent Vacation

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I don't like this. . .'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Rest Area