Rat Race Escapees T-Shirts

Dinosaur SUV's

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Rest Area

Estate Agents.

"I want out!"

'Is this irony or coincidence?'