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The Office Hamster Wheel

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Prisoner Crossing

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

A Bubble of Countryside.

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Pawn to King Four."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"I want out!"

'I just can't figure it out.'