Escaping The Rat Race T-Shirts

"I want out!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

Fishing for rats.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

Friday: Permanent Vacation

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

Estate Agents.