Escaping The Rat Race Gifts

"I want out!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Pawn to King Four."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'I don't like this. . .'

Rest Area

Estate Agents.

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.