Rat Race Guru Gifts

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Smiling rat.

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'