Rat Race Warrior Gifts

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

'Remember to beat the point spread in the rat race, Gerald.'

"We wiped out about 175, but a pack of them in the sewer got Nevins."

Build a Raft

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Pawn to King Four."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.

'Finally, some help around the house!'