Rat Race Runner Gifts

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Exercise rat race

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'You have to run full speed just to stay even.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"If you like life in the fast lane so much, Perkins, why don't you become a motorway cop?"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Fishing for rats.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'Finally, some help around the house!'

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"What's happening in the goddam office?"

"Pawn to King Four."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"We ran into a marathon."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'I don't like this. . .'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.