Rat Race Champion Gifts

"Have I given up too much of my humanity to get to the top?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Smiling rat.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Exercise rat race

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'