Rat Race Champion Pillows

"Have I given up too much of my humanity to get to the top?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

Smiling rat.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Fishing for rats.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Pawn to King Four."