Rat Race Participant Pillows

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

Smiling rat.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Pawn to King Four."