Rat Race Enthusiast Gifts

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

"When they stay home, we stay out!"

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Smiling rat.

Exercise rat race

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."