Rat Racer Gifts

Build a Raft

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Tractor Racing

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Think Basics.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'I believe you were first.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Exercise rat race

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Canoes

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."