Rat Racer Gifts

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Build a Raft

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Tractor Racing

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'I believe you were first.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Think Basics.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Canoes

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Rest Area

"I want out!"

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."