Rat Race Wanderer Gifts

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Exercise rat race

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Pawn to King Four."

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I don't like this. . .'

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Estate Agents.