Rat Race Escapist Gifts

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

"I want out!"

'Harry's 40 years in the rat race have taken their toll.'

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."