Rat Race Escape Artist Gifts

The Office Hamster Wheel

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Prisoner Crossing

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"Pawn to King Four."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"I want out!"

'Finally, some help around the house!'

Clockwork Revolving Door