Animal Escape Artist Gifts

"I escaped."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

On Holiday

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'