Rat Race Humorist Gifts

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'Think Basics.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

La Tour 2007.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Death model.

Convergent Fauna

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Acme Pest Control

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Toad Rage

Shop Knock-Off Our Thru Exit.

Landscape with bootsale

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

Finishing line cuts open athlete.