Rat Race Satirist Gifts

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kritik's Korner

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The americanisation of vulture.

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Government a la Carte

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Trump leaving

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)