Road Rage Satirist Gifts

'Early traffic rudeness.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Driving a Lemon.

Road Construction Blues.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Toad Rage

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Getting the Finger

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians

Public Transport: Hell

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

Seat Belt Cop.

Get a move on, you idiot!