Road Rage Satire Appreciator Gifts

A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Road Construction Blues.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Bus of Fools

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Getting the Finger

Toad Rage

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

'Early traffic rudeness.'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."

Men at Work

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

Reckless Driver Ahead...

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

Get a move on, you idiot!

'He's got a point.'

Highway sign: 'Menacing, Dangerous Truckers: Left Lane...'