Rat Race Philosopher Gifts

Estate Agents.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Pawn to King Four."

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"I want out!"

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.