Rat Race Philosopher Gifts

Estate Agents.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Fishing for rats.

You People

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'Is this irony or coincidence?'