Rat Race Realist Gifts

"Dream on, Meredith - this one is way out our price range..."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I don't like this. . .'

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

"Pawn to King Four."

Rest Area

Estate Agents.

"I want out!"

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."