Rat Race Realist Mugs

"Dream on, Meredith - this one is way out our price range..."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Pawn to King Four."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Rest Area

"I want out!"

Estate Agents.

Man chasing the yankee-dollar.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."