Rat Race Refuser Gifts

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Fishing for rats.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Exercise rat race

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'I don't like this. . .'

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"Pawn to King Four."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"I want out!"

Estate Agents.

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"