Rat Race Refuser Gifts

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I don't like this. . .'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Estate Agents.

"I want out!"

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."