Anti-rat-racer Gifts

"I want out!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'The local rat population are revolting!'

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I don't like this. . .'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Rest Area

Estate Agents.