Anti-rat Race Rebel Gifts

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"I want out!"

Estate Agents.

'Harry's 40 years in the rat race have taken their toll.'

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

Clockwork Revolving Door

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

Monday Hurdle

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

Dinosaur SUV's

Entering New York City- Recompress

Carolina María Marín Martín caricature 2

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"Have I given up too much of my humanity to get to the top?"