Anti-rat-racer T-Shirts

"I want out!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A usual day.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Fishing for rats.

Exercise rat race

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Have you noticed? There are more and more pussies in the rat race.'

"Pawn to King Four."

'I don't like this. . .'

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Rest Area

Estate Agents.

Work and Home Stickers on Briefcase.