Rat Race Escapist Prints

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

A usual day.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Exercise rat race

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

"Pawn to King Four."

'I don't like this. . .'

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Rest Area

"I want out!"

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."