Wolf Pack Enthusiast Mugs

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'One carry-on!'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

Goodnight Moon

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'