Rat Aficionado Prints

'Send a press release saying how exaggerated claims of Gm 'superats' are!'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'He wants a second opinion.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The next damn Batman.

Magician Playing Golf.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Year of the Rat

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Smiling rat.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"I did it!"

"Play Misty for me."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.