Rat Pack Aficionado Pillows

Caricature of Frank Sinatra.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Dogs

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Year of the Rat

Frank Sinatra.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Frank Sinatra

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Play Misty for me."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

"There's always one annoying piece left over."