Racket Sport Fan Prints

Anyone for tennis?

I love tennis

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Ratminton

Goodminton!

Pete Sampras

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The polar olympics

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Frank Sinatra.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Clever girl."

The Browntail Craptor

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

I love badminton.