Racket Sport Fan Mugs

Anyone for tennis?

I love tennis

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Ratminton

Goodminton!

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The polar olympics

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Clever girl."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

The Browntail Craptor

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Boat Race and Dog

I love badminton.

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

Table Tennis