Racket Sport Fans Mugs

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ratminton

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

'I hate snowboarders!'

I love tennis

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Frogs playing basketball.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers