Racket Sport Fans Mugs

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I hate snowboarders!'

I love tennis

The Off-Season

'Big advantage!!'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frogs playing basketball.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Fast food

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."