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Goodnight Moon

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Frank Sinatra.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Frank Sinatra

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'